The Rag Mags

For my first post on the Shmag I'm going to bring in America's Greatest News Source: Perezhilton.com

First of all, some movie news:

The first cut of Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno has - not surprisingly - received an NC-17 rating from the MPAA society.

Among the "objectionable" scenes is "one in which Bruno — a gay Austrian fashionista played by Baron Cohen — appears to have anal sex with a man on camera. In another, the actor goes on a hunting trip and sneaks naked into the tent of one of the fellow hunters, an unsuspecting non-actor."

Words can't explain how excited I am to see this shitshow.

Secondly, it seems Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley has a bit of a problem with the nose candy:

A "friend" of Joe Biden's daughter, Ashley, is shopping around a video recording of the VP daughter allegedly snorting cocaine at a party in Delaware earlier this month.

The NY Post watched a 90 second preview of the vid. The footage, which The Post declined to purchase, shows a young woman with a remarkable resemblance to Ashley riding the white pony with a group of people, and then complaining that the horses ain't big enough.

A lawyer said that the footage was legally obtained, with Ashley waving to the camera at one point.

Awesome. You know what, who cares what the hell Ashley Biden does in her personal time, if she wants to have a little fun on the weekend, then let her GET IT ON! And conversely, if I had that video and was getting six figure offers, I would sell that shit in a second.